The Asher.

So you know the person who keeps ashing and throwing cigarette butts out the window onto Nathan's car? Well, today I came back to his place and parked in the spot for about 20 minutes. When we came out there was a bunch of flowers and a note attached to my windshield..from The Asher! Apparently her name is Melanie and she's "sincerely sorry" that she threw the butts on his car, as she didn't realize that there was a parking lot below her window. I think the real question is why would she be chucking her butts and ashes onto the ground anyway instead of throwing them away like a normal person? Anyway, we're not sure if she had a change of heart because Nathan wrote a letter to the apartment complex last week, or if she saw us hanging around the lot and realized that we were actual human beings. We prefer to believe it's the latter.